Thursday, April 30, 2009

Thursday 13 -- Favorite Tweets

Cathy Yardley tuned me into for the most favored comments on Twitter. Here are the 13 best ::
  1. My milk sheikh brings all the boys to jihad.
  2. The only thing less attractive than Regular Nicolas Cage is Wet Nicolas Cage.
  3. Getting up early to go to Jehova's Witnesses' houses and pass out pamphlets on how the world's not ending next tuesday.
  4. It smells like a skunk is smoking a joint outside.
  5. When someone tells you to "kick it up a notch," don't ask them how far up their ass they want you to kick it. Surprise them.
  6. I'm in the middle of an important writing project. Which is why I'm building a functioning C-3PO out of vacuum cleaner parts.
  7. You know what would be cool? Smokey and the Bandit redone with Muppets.
  8. Nothing says 'ballin outta control' like sitting in your boxers, on twitter, on a Saturday night.
  9. Are you just gonna sit there like a chump on a blog?
  10. At a green light, not moving. Someone in front of me appears to have taken "green" to a new level by composting a car in traffic.
  11. Native Americans had rain dances. Modern Americans have carwashes.
  12. It's to the point now that if I hold off just a little longer FEMA might come and vacuum my apartment for me.
  13. Looking at an Alpaca and wondering how he got out of the Seuss book.

Friday, April 24, 2009

I'm at the PHS

Must Watch Friday :: CASTLE!

I am in love with this show...I only wish that I got to watch it more. Luckily, they seem to be repeating it already, albeit randomly.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Par For The Course reviews!

I thought Par For The Course had been missed in the review merry-go-round...but then some popped up!

Par For The Course is a fun summer read and is absolutely enjoyable. - Joyfully Reviewed

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I'm Missing in Action!

Bad blogger, I know. I've spent the last two weeks trying to get my house ready to put on the market. There is a story in here somewhere, but I'll need some distance to write it :) It's empowering, this DIY purgatory. And exhausting! Plus, my hands hurt from using the paint roller. I haven't been blogging because I haven't been writing. They tend to go hand in hand for me. I'll get back to it soon!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

I want to be a princess

Not an ordinary princess, mind you. A fairy princess. With a fairy godmother...who can POOF and my house will be sale ready.

Heck, I'd settle for a POOF that touches up the paint!

I miss writing. I miss reading.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Does dust serve a purpose?

Because if not, they should really find a way to erase it from humanity.

My best friend is coming into town just to help me paint my house (inside, not out...and yes, she's scoring some serious karma koin). Which means, I've been cleaning and organizing and moving stuff that hasn't been touched since I got sciatica with the babe. Yes, the babe is almost 11 months old. Cleaning is not my bag.

Strangely, it used to be. If my pre-baby self saw me now, she'd slap me silly.