For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like . Government Bonds ... They take sooooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are hardly worth the effort.
8 comments:
LOL - I've heard these before but they still make me laugh. I like #13.
*chokes on her Coke* OMG! You should put a warning to this. I love #11. *rofl* I have to print this and put it in the office's bulletin board. *evil grin*
Hilarious! I'm so glad I'm allergic to men lol Happy T13!
I LOVE IT!!!! LOL! These are awesome and SO true! *hugs*
*snort* I like 11. Very good post this week Jenna!
LMAO!!!!! I love the chocolate one. It's SO TRUE!!!
Happy T13! I love your list today very cool and very funny. I love all of them and can't choice which is my favorite. Hope to see you at my 11th edition about Catherine Anderson at Talk About My Favorite Authors blog.
Seen these before, but 13 is sooo true. *sigh*
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